Best Offensive Crayon Names

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• HR-Friendly Humor – The Safe(ish) Way to Offend The ISH Edition is perfect for those who love offensive humor but want to keep their jobs. With colors like "Safe Space Sienna" and "Child Bride Blue," these crayons deliver all the sarcasm without pushing too far. Perfect for office parties, Secret Santa, and giving HR a mild panic attack without crossing the line.
• The Gift That Offends, But Only a Little Looking for a gag gift that will make people laugh but won’t get you banned from the office party? The ISH Edition is your go-to. It’s all the fun of inappropriate jokes, minus the full-blown scandal. Perfect for white elephant exchanges, office pranks, and coworkers who appreciate humor that’s just edgy enough.
• 24 Assorted Colors (Or 22–23, We Really Didn’t Count) We packed 24 (ish) colors into this box, but we were kind of distracted while making them, so the number might be off. Still, each crayon is packed with politically incorrect humor, guaranteed to make you the life of the party (or at least the person everyone talks about in the break room).
• Safe Enough for Work – Just Not Safe for Karen Offensive Crayons ISH Edition is for those who want to poke fun at office culture, social issues, and maybe get a raised eyebrow from the boss. Great for gag gifts under $20, these crayons are perfect for creative projects, sarcastic office supplies, or just reminding people that “black” is still a color.
• Put Them in the Freezer – Or Don’t, It’s Not Like They’ll Change Fun fact: these crayons won’t do anything cool if you put them in the freezer, but you’ll still be the funniest person at the party. Great for stocking stuffers, office gift exchanges, and anyone who’s a fan of humor that’s safe enough to offend, but won’t get you fired.

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• Snark with Every Stroke – Each of the 48 pencils features absurd and hilarious color names designed to match your twisted humor and love for adult coloring books.
• For Artists Who Don’t Take Themselves Seriously – Whether you're a nurse or parent coloring to decompress, have a sharp sense of humor, or someone who just needs a laugh, these pencils are your perfect companion.
• The Perfect Gag Gift – Great for white elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, birthday pranks, or stoner friends who want to “get high and color.” Ideal for anyone who appreciates sarcasm and a little inappropriateness.
• Pre-Sharpened and Ready for Mischief – Comes pre-sharpened with a built-in sharpener, so you’re ready to color, doodle, or stab your way through stress.
• Adult Coloring, Elevated – Whether it’s for a spooky coloring book, swear word pages, or sarcastic office pranks, these wax-based pencils are perfect for inappropriate coloring sessions.

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• 32 pages of intricate fat-cat-themed illustrations with funny captions, ready to color with pencils, markers, watercolors, or crayons.
• Includes a set of color pencils to let you get started right away.
• A fun gift for anyone who loves fleshy felines and/or coloring!
• Coloring is an excellent stress-reliever and creative release.

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• 100% Organic Beeswax Crayons: Hieno Beeswax Crayons are handmade using 100% pure beeswax which is extracted from the forests of Kodiakanal, India. These toddler art supplies is made perfectly to serve as toddler crayons and to fit their art storage. Also these crayon box do not include any percentage of paraffin or petroleum waxes
• Non-toxic/safe For Toddlers: These natural beeswax crayons are composed of 100% Pure Beeswax, goat milk and natural food coloring. All of these natural and organic ingredients make our crayons safe and non-toxic for infants, kids and children of all ages. Hence perfect for crayons for toddlers age 1 and toddler crayons ages 1-3
• Optimal And Durable Shape: Our 100% Organic Beeswax Crayons are specially designed to serve the needs of children crayons bulk. Each crayon is 7 x 1.4 inches long. This trapezoidal shape makes it hard for the baby crayons to break hence making it perfect baby crayons for 1 year old. Our beeswax crayons are really made by love and care to fulfill every need of your kids
• 8 Exciting Colors: Our natural kids crayons pack comprises large crayons and 8 exciting colors. The color crayons include Red, Orange, Blue, Brown, Yellow, Pink, Green and Black. This combination of colors enables your kids to learn and draw effectively and achieve whatever other color they want to
• Perfect Gift For Kids: Our natural beeswax crayons are a great gift for any child. Encourage creativity and fun with these high-quality, non-toxic crayons

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• Stay trendy with the Ironic design of our Nasty themed layout - definitely a conversation starter! Great for Humor fans, this Snarky trend assures style & function.
• The 10518000058 ways this Mockery style can be enjoyed, will definitely make your Witty shopping worth it! A lasting favorite, this Funny Sayings design will keep Weird enthusiasts coming back for more!
• 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
• Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
• All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
• Spot clean/dry clean only.

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• Stay trendy with the Ironic design of our Nasty themed layout - definitely a conversation starter! Great for Humor fans, this Snarky trend assures style & function.
• The 10516400058 ways this Mockery style can be enjoyed, will definitely make your Witty shopping worth it! A lasting favorite, this Funny Sayings design will keep Weird enthusiasts coming back for more!
• 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
• Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
• All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
• Spot clean/dry clean only.

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• Superior adhesion
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